auto success, but Lifespring holds your form for you

i roll a tea ceremony check (IT EXISTS!) to make the good tea for our evening.

Fail/Success!

(this may take a bit of explaining) While you failed at brewing authentic green tea, you made a fine Scotch completely by accident! Ody is well pleased.

I roll a Stamina Check.

Major Success, you've held it together nicely and now there is a tall Hot Spiced Mead awaiting you at the DragonChat Bar. Which courtesy of Lifespring has a fresh supply of Scotch!

I roll a Listen Check to hear all the wonderful tales of Pit's adventures away from the Inn.

success! he regails yu with tales of valour and honor, and how he set fire to them both!

i roll a knowledge the planes, to find one suitable for a vacation home!

Success, you know all there is to know about Cessna single engine planes, but you need a jet to get to your vacation spot before your vacation is over. ODy offer to share his beach house and it's just a hop, skip and jump away.

I roll Diplomacy check to be a good host at the beach house.

You succeed, and show all the graet places!

I roll a search check to find the tanning volcano.

Fail! You found the Canning Armadillo instead, who offers you her excess mango marmalade.

I roll an Alchemy check.

Success, sort of, you can now change Gold into lead, oh so close!!!


I roll a skill check to bake bread so I can share Lifespring's marmalade. ( Ooo, maybe we won't need bread!)

Success! You have baked Gully Dwarf Bread--high in fiber and small rocks.

I roll an Intimidate Check.

success youve terrified the poor ittle dog. iz now making a mess in the corner.

i roll a proffession cooking check to help make foodz for ody and i.

Success, noth'en says loven like somethin from the oven!


I roll a Heal check to cure the stomach ache from over eating.

After eating a paper-thin wafer, you explode from overeating too much.

I roll a Hide check

success you hide well, too well though as from inside your box you are picked up and put into the moving van and sent to nicaragua.

i roll a battle (also exists) check to find an appropriate spot to ambush/pounce ody.

Success, You spot Ody, attack, he surrenders and you take him prisoner.

I roll a Survival check!

critical fail! you are forced to succumb to lifesprings vicious attacks, but after 20 minutes you find they arent so vicious. But after 3 hours you find you need to make a new survival check.....

i roll a bluff check to hide what we're doing.