I am the Cleric that casts "Turn Undead" and saves the Priest.

I am the evil cleric that bolsters the undead so your turn attempt has no effect.

i am the cleric who smashes the undead, hence ceasing this conflict.

I am the Drow Rogue who backstabs (what we old-timers called "Sneak Attack" back in the day) the Cleric on a natural 20!

Shoulda worshiped Lolth.

i am the sunlight that sends your drow packing!

i am 8p.m. and stop your shine.

I'm the broken clock that lets daylight be at 8 pm.

...polar night, ensuring that it's dark even when it's noon.

I am a whole case of sun rods... pushing your darkness out of the way.

i am the ogres that eat the sunrods thinking they are pixie sticks

I am the tainted batch of sunrod/pixie sticks that give the ogres a case of the screaming mimis which keep them squatting in misery over their ogre-pots begging for someone to bring them popsicles!

Im the icecream person. I bring popsickles.

i am the human torch, who wants popsicles, but melts it all.. poor ogres.

I am... Absolute Zero... I freeze even time... which leaves me lonely, in a world of stillness.

I am 451 Degrees Fahrenheit, for everything that would not seem combustible there for is. Though you may enjoy eternal stillness, I go for an infernal chaos.