cmon grugg you can do it... we all wanna see this moving again

*evaporates*

That's posted. Sorry about the quality, that just really sucked for some reason.

Quick breakdown.

Downhouser is like, possibly the first face off man ever, rolling a fantastic 1 for that reflex there. Also managed to miss every attempt to block he had. Well done.

Virago used an awesome point to insta-kill the unfortunate Wildfire centre. He actually did twice as much damage as the centre had health there, so well done.

Katie would have beaten the goalie for a goal but used her advantage/disadvantage to her...disadvantage and got denied. For her trouble, she also took a fairly hard hit into the boards and has had the wind knocked out of her something fiece.

Vitali used an awesome point to make a save on a damn near impossible shot.

Percy has made a couple tiny snowmen.

Danyael has spent most of his time drawing the captain out of position and hitting on the "woman".

Any changes to plans/positions/colours/bananas/bassoons should go here. Feel free to post up some backpost/in between period fluff and uh...you're still tied.

Sorry about the terrible delay, will be much better for the forseeable future.

Alright, so I'm going with the same tactic, but sans the 'Double or Nothing'.

Nice post, Grugg ~ I'm looking forward to a Calvin and Hobbes-esque Snowmen of Horrors from Percy. With real human parts.

...but I probably wouldn't feel it, so it'd be a wasted effort.

Sorry for the lengthy (and unexpected) absence, folks. Been a horrendous few weeks all around for old Uncle Run With Scissors what with work trying to kill me, my youngest one's graduation and such giving it a helping hand, and other RL issues chipping in there just to see exactly how much I can take before I explode...

Good news= I haven't exploded yet.

Bad news= Not sure that I'll be able to manage a post before the weekend (Heck, I haven't been able to manage to so much as read any posts in a couple of weeks.)

Anyhoo... Tomorrow should mark the end of these major work related interruptions for a bit and, following that, I should at least be able to lurk long enough to do some reading and catch up on everything I've missed and, if i get really lucky, I might even manage a post or three before next week sneaks up on me.

Miss you guys!

Posted. At least it's something. I don't know what to have him do. He sucks on skates. But at least he should be able to do something that includes brutal force.

It was that or slamming the ice so hard that it breaks...

or throwing the goal somewhere into space....

or throwing the goalie somewhere into space....

or hijacking the referee's cap and whistle and making this a Downhouser-fair game...

or....

I really don't even know what to say.

That doesn't happen often, does it.

The question is: would it help us, or get us in a lot more sh*t...

Well, it would be near impossible, and require awesome points to throw down.

And then possibly would result in me deploying...well ask Tek what I'll throw at you

Also, if every other player just wants to make a post where they stare incredulously at Downhouser until the start of the next period, I will be more than satisfied.

Trust me on this, I've already pondered net tampering to turn it into an ice fortress. The result I was met with involved something that left me with unpleasant dreams for many nights.

Needless to say.... Do not do it.

Also, I'll have something up by Monday. More goaltending amazingness.

*shiver*

Time to go for option #2 then... but I'm not going to post right after myself.

I think eventually... don't know how long this game is going to last, but eventually, Gerald would indeed grab the ref, take his equipment and take on the role he always has... that of the law.

Sorry for the lack of update. Life caught up with me this week, culminating in getting hired, loosing a pet, and having a root canal.

Awesome in between periods post to commence.

I give you permission to come down here and slap me if I don't post on Friday.

I'm going to warn you, I have next week off and a couple thousand dollars.

This could happen.

Oh, and I can reach your face too.

NOW I AM ROOTING AGAINST YOU POSTING IN MY OWN GAME...WHY!?

Quick question.

Ball?