Are *static* kidding me?
Did you really just stuff that thing into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that I've- whoa, whoa whoa whoooaaaa...
I am the Portal that takes your Thermal Discouragement Self and deposits it in the corner, where someone else can deal with it later...
For science...
Dreamer of Bladesong
Karma: 144/12
2561 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-02 at 04:48:20.
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I miss Dragonlance :(
I am the TinkerGnome who dismantles the Portal--For Science!
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-03 at 09:07:30.
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It's up and good!
I am the giant that punts gnomes to infinity and beyond.
Occasional Visitor
Karma: 7/1
30 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-03 at 10:32:34.
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with leaps and bounds we dodge!
i am the dwarf that for some reasongets uber bonuses against giants and i take yu down by the kneecaps
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-04 at 23:05:44.
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For want of a nail
I am the ladder that wasn't there, preventing the dwarves from climbing up to the battlefield and therefore stopping them from mustering in force.
A Midsummer Knight
Karma: 59/5
1377 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-05 at 00:59:42.
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^Whoah
I am the concrete poured and set by the Gnomish Corps of Engineers, allies of the Dwarves, ensuring the ladder was indeed there.
("the ladder that wasn't there". . .I'm duly impressed, Sib. +1)
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-09 at 14:04:18.
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Hey this will work better and see how pretty white it is....
I'm the cement that Gnomish Engineers didn't put in the concrete, because they thought talcum powder would mix faster, and the steps crumble under the Dwarves weight.
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6331 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-09 at 18:38:52.
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dun tah dun tah!
i am indiana jones, whom swings in with a ladder to aid everyone in fighting for dwarven freedom.
(i just saw indiana jones today shut up)
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-11 at 06:14:47.
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Obviously. . .
I am George Lucas who ruined your franchise and turned the fan base against you.
(btw, lifespring, it's "who" not "whom" in this case)
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-12 at 11:49:17.
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i sposin thats what i get for taking grammar lessons from ogre.
i am the cast of star wars except harrison ford, who rise up against george lucas for not having awesome careers post-star wars.
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-12 at 17:10:19.
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4th attempt. . .
I am the throngs of Star Wars fans who still love the cast and spend enough on autographed swag to keep them in tv dinners at least and soothe their (deserved) rage against Lucas.
(Edit: My corrections come with only the best of intentions. *blows kiss*)
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-12 at 19:12:07.
Edited on 2010-10-12 at 19:13:17 by Pit F(r)iend
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And the Lawyers get the rest.....
I am the promoter that takes all the profits so there is nothing left for the cast.
(Is that a GREEN tinge around Ody as he sees that kiss fly by?)
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6331 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-12 at 19:25:41.
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Which would make me...
The guy who bought up all the McDonald's toys put out by the promotors, kept them in their original packaging for 20 years and then sold them on eBay to some nerdy geeks... and retired early...
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-12 at 19:55:35.
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Ebay right
I'm the hacker who hacked your Paypal account and transferred all that money to my own account...and retired early...
Occasional Visitor
Karma: 5/0
39 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-12 at 21:43:49.
Edited on 2010-10-12 at 21:44:02 by TheWiz
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caught
i am the paypal security who catches your hax, and calls in the troops to get yu.
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-12 at 23:59:31.
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Shadows of the Empire
LOTPWII
Is that an active game?
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