Success, you are great speaker and have convinced Ody to go into rehab for substance abuse, of course the substance is GRAVY!
I roll a bluff check to make them think I'm cured.

Lindsay Lohan totally swears you've recovered! The rest of us are not so sure.

I roll a Search Check

Critical Success! You find the TV remote! But why was it in the fridge?

I roll a climb check.

Fail, the escalator laughs at your futile attempts!

I roll a Disguise Check

You successfully disguise yourself as a nearby tree... however, you're in the middle of a football field.. let me know how that works out.

i make a balance check

You survive the Half-Orc constables and their Sobriety Checkpoint at the East Gate of Saltmarsh. Personally, I think it's a case of entrapment as the East Gate has no less than five taverns nearby.

(You are a quick study, Chessicfayth! )

I roll a Sense Motive Check

(How did I hide my horns and wings disguised as a tree? Wowzers, that was a good check!)

You fail to notice Ody is planning to steal your gravy.

I make a jump check.

you roll a 20 critical success, WITH A RUNNING START! YOU LEAP! FWUMPH! wow... and all that to hop over a turtle...

i roll a craft torture device, to work the gravy kinks out of Ody.

Success, you create a rack to hold Ody as you knead the Gravy out him.

I roll a bluff check to pretend it hurts.

You are extremely convincing this time.

I role my own bluff check to convince myself i didnt read the last two posts.

Success, YOU DID NOT SEE THOSE LAST POSTS.


I roll a Alchemy check to make a better GRAVY.

FAIL! the gravy disappates as fire wreathes around it!

I roll a handle animal check to carry Ody upstairs for proper rehabilitation... By fire if necessary.

Success, you able to hoist Ody over your shoulder and away you go. Once you have him in your training room you engage him in series of trick to talk his mind off the desire for gravy.


I roll a ride check to not fall off going up the stairs and a reflex check to preform Lifesprings tricks.

you make the ride check, but barely squeak by on the reflex checks, only just performing each trick... lifespring was assisting you, apparently...

i make a tumble check

success you tumble behind the sleeping pitf(r)iend, the DM eagerly awaits your next move!

I roll a knowledge psychology check to see if Ody is fixed of the issue that shant be mentioned.