I find it ironic that rules lawyers will argue points of reality in a fantasy game.

...work should be clothing optional.

It is so hot today. But worth it for Dropkick Murphys tickets

if you roll a crit, and they roll a crit, who crits?

...Roger Ebert?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Either to turn the hidden camera on, or in my case turn it off.

How about this one:

If a cannibal was on death row, could he ask for the last guy that was executed to be his last meal?

...I think I stubbed my brain!

How is it that all the civilizations in ST seem to have technology that is compliant with Federation technology? We can't even get PC and MAC users to get along, let alone have an alien computer talk to them...

That Snorlax you just called fat? Yeah, it's eating rare candies by the DOZEN for you to accept it. That Gastly you just called ugly? It's been trying to learn a new move to replace its Mean Look. That Slowpoke you just tripped? He has a learning disability that makes him Legally Retarded. See that Hitmonchan with the scars? He fought in Vietnam for your freedoms today. Put This As Your Status If You're Against PokeBullying. Help Save A Pokemon A Visit To The Pokecenter

...I have no fargin' idea what the heck you just said...


...but it was AWESOME!!!


Oh... and since Grugg isn't here to say it, let me add; "...And also... Bears!"

...bees? On fire?

now I'm thinking BBQ.... gosh I'm hungry....

was a pokemon:i'd be a flygon

could be any fantasy creature:i would be a gargoyle

could have anything it would be: a magical penny that would give me some wishes

wanted to tell you my favorite internet meme: a space wolf wouldnt let me do it

was asked who would win in a battle between chuck norris and bruce lee i would say:rambo

could think of anything else to add:i would