You roll a 10, only just making it... but your mind is blown to dust by the sheer amount of evil. Imagine what would have happened if you'd gotten a 20...

I roll a Will To Stay Awake check.

Rolled a 1 with a will of +8 and a Dc of 10.....Narcolepsy has taken you and your head hits your keyboard with your nose pressing the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I roll a will save against a command spell when told to go to Ba'ator.

You succeed. Nothing particularly interesting happens, and before you die of boredom you Command yourself to go to Ba'ator... Whoops.

I roll a d21-1 (0-20) for the score in my Economics mock exam on Monday.

The die rolls off the table and continues down the living room without stopping until it rolls through a crack in the wall and disappears. Looks like you'll just have to take the exam and see then.

I roll a dexterity check as I attempt to get off of this stool. (after drinking a couple glasses of wine...I swear wine it was only a couple glasses of Ody)

Do I need to answer?
CRASH!
Roll 1d4 for damage.

I roll a 1d20 vs temptation to laugh at that.

Oops a critical failure, you roll a big fat "0". As you double over in laughter Gamergirld20 comes up off the floor and introduces you to Madam Uppercut. Sorry no saving throw and you take 6d10 +10 damage to your glass jaw. Life lesson "Never laugh at a Lady."



I roll Skill check to apply first aid to a broken glass jaw.

You manage to put the jaw back in place but realize you forgot your Elmers.

I roll a balance check as I gear up for the inevitable barfight.

Success... might i suggest, duck?

I roll a sneak attack, to stop the guy after gamergirl

Success, although with that big hat Darren isn't that hard to sneak up on.


I roll a Concentration check as I watch Gamegirld20 go into Lara Croft mode.

You miss your check.... but who cares? *Joins Ody watching*

I roll a hide check, to stay out of the way till the right moment. (+30 racial bonus)

0. Automatic fail, known to many as an Epic Fail. Whoever you were to hide from spots you.

I roll a d100 to find out what roll to roll next.

Unfortunately, your dice fall off the table, bounce on a mini-trampoline (why was that there?), and into the microwave, which shuts, locks, and turns on for half an hour... it doesnt even take that long tho.... Moral: You rune the dice, the dice dont run you.

I roll a bluff check, to convince Ody he can't see me.

Success, Ody looks straight at you but doesn't see you. But, unfortunately he and everyone else can smell you. Can we say "Regular Baths?"

I roll a Constitution check to keep from hurling.

Natural 1. You projectile vomit, almost hitting gamergirl.. how very embarassing....

I roll a Profession (Magician) check.

You pull a quarter out of Ody's ear as you dodge his projectile vomit.

I roll a roll check to insure that i don't get hit by the vomit