You successfully dodge all incoming barf..... rolling right into the bar.... ouch.

I roll a Heal check.

You manage to stop the bleeding but I'm out for the night

I make a luck roll hoping for good dreams

Your dreams are filled with images of me.


I wish it was tomorrow already.

Your wish roll is a critical failure...it is now yesterday

I roll a precog check to keep the insanity of today from happening again

Oh, so sorry--Chief John Anderton is still guilty, but you get a nice log cabin on a farm out of the deal.

I roll a Sleight of Hand Check to hide some ill-gotten gains from the Royal Tax-Collector.

Hooray! Critical! You hide your ill gotten gains so well that you forget where you hid them...along with the rest of your life savings. Permanently.

I roll to use Turn Undead against my cat!

Success, just as I thought, cats are really the UNDEAD.

I roll for a constitution check for drinking lots and lots green Good Old Froth-n-Slosh.

Happy St. Patric's Day. Stop by the DragonChat Lounge and share a frosty mug!

But I rolled a fort save right along side of you in an attempt to drink you under the table.

so folks who wins the contest? The Aspect of a God or a Werebear?

Sorry, you fail, the Only God that can hold a glass to an Irish werebear is Bacchus. Enjoy the view from under the table.

I roll a heal check for the morning after headache.

Success is debatable--your heal check is self-medicating with an extra glass the next day.

I roll a fortitude save to avoid becoming inebriated by proximity through the alcohol on both your breaths as I go around attempting to rouse the previous night's carousers

proximity drunkenness has a very low dc (like 10).

I roll a fortitude save against hangover nausea.

Close, you roll a 10 so you avoided the nausia, but that headache, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

I roll a perception check to know when Chessy is sneaking in.

Check failed, i successfully snuck in and back out w/o you noticing.

I roll a hide check to remain undetected.

*evaporates*

Ody still has no idea you were here.

I roll a perform dance check

Success and Ody knows where you are dancing and doesn't care if Chessy sneaks in.

Ody rolls a Diplomacy check to keep from drooling.