I'm the liberal that push phonics that destroyed the rules of grammar and spelling.

I am the botched election that made the liberal's opponent win instead.

I am wisdom, bringing order to the political chaos.

I am greed that puts my interests ahead of the general good.

I am Heroism that saves people from being robbed by greed.

I am Corruption that Turns Heroes into Zeroes.

I am the light of hope that cleanses you and whispers the glory of redemption.

I am the road to Hell that has been paved with your best intentions.

I am the the Joke Nazi, who smashes your music pun/reference WITH A HAMMER! (posted at the request of a friend)

I am the potion slipped quietly into your drink that turns you into a cat!

((Is that my voice? IS THAT MY VOICE?!? Oh well...))

I am overzealous Copyright Law that revokes your privileges to that particular gimmick.

I am Team Four Star, who pokes fun at your Copyright Law while finding and exploiting the loopholes!

(Please tell me someone on the site as heard of them besides me?)

I am a hacker that disapproves of your 'teamwork' and shuts down your main web hub.

I am the Eol that pounces from the ether to facelick new Innmates who have yet to introduce themselves in a "Comings and Goings" thread.



Ya didn't think ya could avoid it, did ya?


Welcome aboard, Mark IV.

I am jack's smirking revenge and I place a ballgag on you.