i creat a newspaper tha anounces the hiring of facilty of my school.
i also creat a magic monkey butler to seve drinks at the bar.

I donate a few of my horses if someone is willing to help me learn to spear those little circles from horseback. With the horses it is easier for people to get to and from town. I love the waterfall it is so pretty. I put one near my cabin that I have from the begining of this thread.

invents matches and puts a box in the outhouse.

ewwww, MLSD

I invent nose pluggs and air freshener that always actually works the way fabreeze is supposedly supposed to work.

I also invent the indoor watercloset so MLSD can be alone and undistured in his outhouse.

i develop the dimetional portal and put the out hose in in so that the smell cannot travers the portal. but i make sure death has pleanty to read since he will be there for quite a while and i make a small tornado come by and miss both the town and my training ground to clean away the smell. ahh mountine freash.

we are back to the training camp that was a nice world. I was still waiting to see if any one was skilled in mideval horseback games. I would like to learn a couple.

there is an instructor by the title of the lightning count who specializes in all forms of mouted and halbred combat.
he prides himself on his honor horse and title.

I ban all MLSD cupcakes and invent a lock for the oven so that he burns to a crisp.

i sit guard at the oven door and watch the pretty color as the ass cakes burn up. i discoved that the are highly flamable and explosive as the oven detonates. while i'm watching it from acrooss the room. i wake up at the training school at the other end of the world and say did any one record my frequent flyer miles?

I will record your frequent flyer miles. But you will have to ride a dragon like in Shrek since planes haven't been invented.

in that case i invent fire proof pants. gotta keep the family jewels safe.

congradulation you just invented space. now the problem is you have no air....wel, u r the first to die in outerspace grats

I invent a space suit and a defibulater thingy to save MLSD as long as he promises to spare us any more outhouse visits. I also invent a space station and shuttle so as to watch over our world from.

outhouses in space are designed with special features to place any waste or even smell directly into the newly discovered black hole.