you roll a very nice diplomacy check... unfortuanately, you needed a concentration check... drool galore...

i roll a search check to find out where Pit is

Success, you find him at the Laughing Demon Bar and Grill on the sixth level Hades!!! Now you notice him smiling and happy to see you , but the rest in there are licking their lips. From the back of the room you hear, "Look Lunch!"

I roll a Heal check to get over this cold.

an average roll... have fun recovering at a normal rate

I roll a concentration check to write some more of my stories

you roll a 1 and manage to plagerize both Dr Suess and Shakespere with your new story "taming of the who"

I roll a dexterity check to avoid "doggy landmines" in the yard while mowing

Success with grace and ease you preform an exciting slalom around the natural disasters left by that over fed K9, but you didn't notice the sink hole left by an over active woodchuck. Enjoy your trip to the repair shop.

I roll a memory check to remember............

Natural 20! You remembered that this thread exists!

I roll a dexterity check to avoid all future typos.

Success, but alas you can no longer type dialogue for pirates or Dwarves

I roll a wisdom check to determine if Skyrim is a good idea with two exams left....

Sorry, you fail, mind was numbed by the game and eyes dulled by the glear of the screen. BTW, the tests didn't go so well either.

I roll a fortitude check to finisn a keg of "Good Old froth-n-Slosh".

You roll a 6 and just as you're about to drink that last mug you discover how comfortable the table is.

I roll an animal empathy check to cuddle with my kitty

Failure, your cat hacks up a hairball in your lap instead.

I roll a swim check to take a shower

fail, you look at the shower head for an hour and a half and realize your 20 minutes late for work.

I roll to build a chair.

You build a simple wooden chair out of things you find lying around the dungeon. Your new chair is ready to entertain... though not the person in it. You decide it needs to be tested.... oooops....

I roll a disguise check to disguise myself as a lemon.

You instead disguise yourself as lemonade and a very thirty Grugg walks by...

I roll for diplomacy to talk my way out of cooking dinner

You almost failed but since you did your dice rituals this morning it wobbled away from disastrous results.

You pass but with stipulation that you must do all dishes following dinner including the kinda gross one you hate to wash.

Intellect Check for my new Bring Back Thread Spell. Does that count?

... but you get a reroll for persistence, and succeed.

I roll to find time to be on the Inn more often.