At Harvey's, we make your burger your way.

Why does my cat hate me?

What's that little girl doing with a rocket launcher?

(And Al, I can't help but note the irony in that the rule about no editing lest it be for spelling mistakes, has a typo.)

...was my first thought... after which I immediately thought rhinocerous!

Lindsay Lohan on a rhino, running through Degrassi junior high.

(Oh god my afternoon has been horrendous)

What an interesting concept, What if the first thing that pops into your head is something inappropriate for the inn? If we post it, will we not then be punished? If we don't post it, are we not then breaking the rules? AHHHHHH the hysteria

I will ban you with a hammer that I use to shape meat.

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that felt good.

Why do hotdogs come in packages of 10 but the buns only packages of 8? ....

I want to see a moose hunting Sarah Palin.

I'm so....oooh!...argh!....I can'r believe they'd.../and after all the...ack...pfft....I'm so mad I'm incoherent!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Should my Spore tribe be ultra aggressive and try to kill off all the other tribes or should they play nice and make friends? hhhmmmmm...

M.

Apparently, the real cause of 9/11 is Hulk Hogan...

Somewhere beyond the sea
somewhere waiting for me
my lover stands on golden sands
and watches the ships that go sailin

Somewhere beyond the sea
she's there watching for me
If I could fly like birds on high
then straight to her arms
I'd go sailin'

It's far beyond the stars
it's near beyond the moon
I know beyond a doubt
my heart will lead me there soon

We'll meet beyond the shore
we'll kiss just as before
Happy we'll be beyond the sea
and never again I'll go sailin'

I know beyond a doubt
my heart will lead me there soon
We'll meet (I know we'll meet) beyond the shore
We'll kiss just as before
Happy we'll be beyond the sea
and never again I'll go sailin'

no more sailin'
so long sailin'
bye bye sailin'...
move on out captain

I can be the bad boy. Really, I can.