**dodge**

A manly "eek" there Olan.

Sidesteps gracefully as the prickly tumbleweed blows by

I'll admit a lot of this tumbleweed business is my fault. I really haven't been posting as much as I should be lately.

*gathers up the tumbleweeds, sets them on fire, strips nekkid, and dances around the conflagration singing Milli Vanilli tunes*

Take that tumbleweeds!

Now... I've stripped down, started a fire, and revered the Vanilli... let's see what I can do about causing some real trouble around here!

Hey Eol. GOod to see you on,

Heyas, Bri!

Good to finally be on! Here's to no more "false starts", eh?

Could it be? The slayer of tumbleweeds?

Momma?

...Weed tumbles YOU!

Wow, there's actually some activity... imagine that!

Almost as much as I like a naked Eol dancing around a fire to lip syncers.

I dunno. The naked Eol thing sounds pretty appealing...

That does sound quite appealing, my good man.

Nothing better than a naked nerd.

Be careful with that... ya might put an eye out or somethin'.

Byooinnnngg!