There is a gorliante under my couch at the moment... but let me assure you it will feel my wrath the next time it sets one of it's furry little feet out from under it... as soon as I get done laughing at my husband for being freaked out over it.
You should tell him to smash that DREAD SPIDER with his forehead, manly headbutt style. The slaying of a DREAD SPIDER by way of headbutt is honestly what is best in life.