I always thought it would be fun to make a parody of the series though.
Book 1: Harry Potter and the Sorcorer's Stash.
Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of psychedelic Incence
Book 3: Harry Potter and the buttpirate of Azkaban
Book 4: Harry potter and the Goblet of Firewater
Book 5: Harry Potter and the Ordering of the Whopper
Book 6: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prostitute
Book 7: Harry Potter and the Master Baiter
Book 8: Harry Potter and the Shotgun of Truth
Edit:
yay! bald russians
the topic that gave me my 500th post and made me an rdi fixture (what comes after rdi fixture? is that the most you can go? we'll see)
everyone cheer!!!