You can't have ninja pirates! That goes against the ages old argument of which is cooler ninja or pirates? If you can have ninja pirates then the answer would become - ninja pirates of course and no one would debate it.

Are they Ninjas the go into piracy OR Pirates that become Ninjas? Are we getting off topic????????

I see the next topic of Myth Breakers--who would win, Ninja or Pirate? Oh, and what if the Pirates were Ghost Pirates, and the Ninjas were Vampire Ninjas.

I'm so glad not all tabletop players look/act like that sad and tragic fellow in Panel 2. It's called shampoo--it is super effective! Sunlight in moderate doses is _beneficial_, too! And, by the way, where is your Red Dragon Inn t-shirt, slack-monkey?!

Pirates > Ninjas.

Case closed, dissenters will be banned.

And then probably unbanned.

But god help you if I forget how to get you unbanned!

Ninja > Pirates

Grugg shall be flogged, flogged again and flogged once more for good measure.

Are we at least agreed on the No RDI t-shirt=slack monkey issue? I mean, it IS in the dress-code bylaws, right?

Hmmm--Vampire Ninjas would starve against Ghost Pirates (no blood, derp!). Pirates, Ghost or otherwise, have guns (crappy inaccurate single-shot guns, but guns all the same).

Arrgh, somebody get in touch with Spike TV and demand Deadliest Warrior settle this long-standing query through empirical use of computer combat simulation!



(Edit: Where's my PHB2? and my Complete Warrior--I'm lookin' this up, daggummit!)

Deadilest warrior and empirical data do not meet.

"Let's test this claymore on a sack of cement. Then we will test this spear on a sack of potatoes. The spear is clearly a better weapon"

Who comes up with this crap?

I typically abide by DW's findings, however I may futilely disagree at times.

Let's all pause and thank Meri for introducing the PvN meme to this thread!

Shoot, maybe it deserves it's own thread. . .

*DUCKS!*

If we are not off topic by the 2nd page, then it wouldn't be the RDI forum.

Next on Deadliest Warriors - Accountants vs. Sales Reps.

Actually our group once picked up on this. We were playing an evil aligned party and the group had to sneak into a camp and murder the inhabitants while they slept. The cleric (me) and the Barbarian were not allowed in by the rest of the group because of the amount of noise our armour would make so we waited in the woods.

Unfortunatly the DM forgot we were there and the refugees that he had planned to escape and raise the alarm ran into us...

And thanks for joining up! Hope to hear from you in an introductory post in the Comings and Goings forum!

Look at that! A newbie AND he got us back on topic!

All hail Ceredig!

Newbie playing by the rules and getting vets back on topic.

= +1 Karma for good start.

Welcome to the Inn!!!!

Meant to do that myself. +1 more karma.

A webmaster who somehow managed to drag us back off topic hard! Woo!