As I was told I cannot Rhyme
Explain to e without, my words were but a crime.
Don't spare me excuses, don't spare me a dime,
for four year later, her daughter for at least three years became mine.


[Hey I tried,What?! I tried...stop judging me!!! ~Runs and hides in a corner....can't sleep the clowns will eat me...my first name is Joe (Jose)]

There once was a place called The Inn,
Uncledog saw a chance to begin,
His DMing notions
and angry explosions
He made it crazier than it had e'er been.

ody was a master of WORDS game
so much so he put mine to shame
splitting my brain
going quite insane
but following his posts is a drain

Very nice Ody, you got an applaud for that!

Working on another, but I'm not good at this...:-/

the inn is a place for all to see
a wonderful place for you and me
with friends and gruggs and fun abound
where else would you hang around
especially since here is where i be!

(Friends and Gruggs? I SEE HOW THIS IS GOING TO BE! -- Grugg)

there once was a fella named grugg
together we would sit round n chug
when my wallet turned flat
and i thought that was that
he told the barkeep to fill me mug!

(+1 Applause to you!)

The dueling with words is the thing,

Simple games with a most friendly sting.

Be they one word or three,

In Rhymes or story,

A great challenger be ye Lifespring.
(+1 From me too.)

eol is a charming fellow
creativity and wise to make me bellow
a fixture here at the inn
with him here surely we win
so to you sir i say many o hello!

There once was a silly old bear,

That used the Red Dragon Inn as a Lair.

He would write jovial posts,

Now 700 he boasts,

Thanking the Inn Mates that inspired him there.

seven hundred a lucky number be
many memories for all to see
a word or two, posts of joy
but i believe 700 my boy
is that it became lucky by ody

+1 for ody and glad to have ye about ^^

Happy as a bear,
More than willing to share
All that he's learned
For those who once yearned.
A friend like Ody is rare.

Almost all are here
Everyone give a cheer
Then help us drag
The two who lag
For the red dragon inn is nothing to fear

An ode to our DnD table.

there once was a peppy scout
he was always up and about
his posts made me laugh
did the same to the staff
but with party in his name i had'nt a doubt

Glad to be spreading the cheer,
But 'tis not just me I fear,
For one is not a Party,
But the company that is hearty
Make this Inn dear

+1 Lifespring

EDIT: I'm so dumb... I just mixed our names together lol.

Everyone's disappeared
But not to be feared
This party's not done yet
5 lines will be back, and you may bet
We'll see the one with the beard!
(When he returns of course )

Bringing 5 lines of rhyme back!

Here for 5 seconds, randomly came to this thread and saw this. Ironically shaved this morning. I'll get back on that. -- ☻