OOOOOOOOOOOH JUICY RUMOURS!

I Enjoy the Humor at the Inn

I blame flu season

*cries* WHERE IS EOL?????????

I want to set sail already!

If you ever looked at me, it would seem apparent I am not a good choice for hair removal.

Call me crazy (no, really, please do), but I went ahead and implemented that game generator I was talking about. Check it out and have your minds blown.

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That was the greatest adventure ever.

Odyson fired from winery job as a grape stomper for sitting down on the job!

DM You find yourself on top of the Eiffel Tower. Your objective is to eat a hundred pounds of ice cream. You encounter Grugg.
Chewbacca I try to eat Grugg alive.
DM You succeed and Grugg is defeated. You successfully eat a hundred pounds of ice cream.

What path do crazy people take to get out of the woods?



The psycho path

Generated Game

DM You find yourself in Grugg's basement. Your objective is to prevent the collapse on Wall Street. You encounter Grugg and an orc.
Chewbacca I try to talk some sense into the orc.
DM You succeed and the orc is defeated.
Super Mario I try to use telekinetic powers to transport Grugg to another dimension.
DM You succeed and Grugg is defeated. You successfully prevent the collapse on Wall Street.



I LOVE THIS

Generated Game:

DM You find yourself in your friendly local gaming store. Your objective is to prevent the collapse on Wall Street. You encounter Grugg, an orc, a lawyer, and George Lucas.
Chewbacca I try to scare the lawyer to death.
DM You fail and lose one hit point. You have 1 left.
Super Mario I try to eat the orc alive.
DM You succeed and the orc is defeated.
Justin Bieber I try to throw a spork at Grugg.
DM You fail and lose one hit point. You have 1 left.
That guy in the Matrix I try to persuade Grugg to take a sleeping pill.
DM You succeed and Grugg is defeated.
Chewbacca I try to persuade George Lucas to take a sleeping pill.
DM You succeed and George Lucas is defeated.
Super Mario I try to throw a bottle of Grugg's natural fragrance at the lawyer.
DM You succeed and the lawyer is defeated. You successfully prevent the collapse on Wall Street.


....we needed to accquire the power of Grugg to save the day...

Do note that you can replace any of the heroes, villains, locations, objectives, and options with your own by placing them in the text boxes, one on each line. It's like the mother of all mad libs turned into a roleplaying game.

DM: You find yourself in Grugg's basement. Your objective is to get free admission to Disney World. You encounter Grugg.
Chewbacca: I try to throw a bottle of Grugg's natural fragrance at Grugg.
DM: You succeed and Grugg is defeated. You successfully get free admission to Disney World.

You should win an Emmy, but...an online...madlib...version.

DAMN YOU CHEWBACCA

So Grugg is Grugg's own weakness? And of course Chewie knew that, who else would?