..... for a few laughs!
At long last the opportunity to join an adventure in Audalis had finally come his way!
He had been practicing leg kicks and karate chops while spending months in isolation harmonizing his inner strength to help rid the land of any new evil threatening the realm.
The parchment notice said to go to the casting office of a legendary tale spinner by name of Alacrity.
He stood in line with some of the others, but he barely could be noticed above knee cap level.
When the rather stern voice bellowed forth "Next" it was all he could do to walk up to the desk and knock on the wooden frame to get the director's attention.
After a few moments the Casting Director realized that the character who had answered the summons for new adventurers could not be seen from behind the massive desk.
With a scowl on his face the legendary Alacrity pointed to the sign above his desk that read:
Audalis races only (no Brathunspar though).
"Besides", smiled the legendary Alacrity who was trying to suppress the urge to make an example of the Brathunspar Monk, "this is a 2e game and not a 3.0 or above!"