Man, this is really tempting me to go back to the FB. I've been off for weeks now and was planning to be off for a while longer, but I dunno. Might need to get back on there to skulk around your guys' profiles like the A+ creep I am.

You're missing out on awesome stuff from me.  Such as... classic jokes like "how do you fix a pumpkin?  with a pumpkin patch!" done as the laughing husky meme. 

Oh, and the tortoise thing with the babies in TMNT masks. 

Hmm... and a newspapaer pic of my graduating senior high school class.  My GOD, I am a dork!

A video of my five year old exclaiming over bunnies when she was... two?

Haha... and a pretty hilarious photo of a couples costume that makes a subtle dirty joke.


How are you surviving?

~I'm a creep;

I'm a weirdooooooo~

What the hell am I doing here? 

I don't belong here...


Now I want to grab my guitar.  I suck, but I can strum those chords. 

*grabs the Guitar Hero 2 mic* I'M A CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Haha I was on the login page and aaaaalmost did it, but I refrained. Your timelines will be inundated with so many memes the moment I do go back though.

You'll see, you'll ALL see!

So, you're skeered.  That's okay.  Just say you're skeered.

But I am skeeeered!

*jumps into Olan's arms* Hoooooold meeeeeee!!!

Wow Olan, making fun of someone for their fears? You proud of yourself, man, are you?!?!

*hides on Twitter and Insta*

Yep, it's Friday.

F*A*C*E*B*O*O*K   F*R*I*D*A*Y

Seriously, one day I'll stalk you all. One day.

I promise

All talk, no walk.

Stop cyber-bullying me!

You've really got this vitcim thing going on today, don't you?

GASLIGHTING?!?!?!

More great dad joke goodness on Facebook today!