OOoooo a sarcasm game.. how useful!

This one's minor compared to the others, but just funny.

sometimes when logging into myspace, you get an error reading "you have to be logged in to do that".

Seriously, guys—I take five minutes out of my extremely busy schedule every week to check out this site and a sarcasm game is the best you can come up with? That's real original...

I just LOVE it when I start talking to people in German to get some practice in, and my accent instantly pegs me as American.... and so they decide to practice their English...

I love when you start a sarcastic thread and then everyone thinks they have to post real thoughts.

I love it when you're sitting in chat, talking it up with your fellow Innmates when suddenly, and without warning...

ZOMG CHAT VOID MONSTER ATTACK!!!

Finally, an excuse to use an interesting font. Oh btw, you keep working on that Olan! I believe that ye shall trump it!!!

I love it when the local police decide to start enforcing rules that I have never seen enforced in my lifetime. After all, they need something to do, right?

Note: This is in response to the fact that my son has been told he can no longer ride his go cart on the road in our neighborhood. Yes, it is technically illegal - it is a motorized vehicle without a tag. I have never in my life seen this enforced. So we ride on trails through the woods now.

You know what's really awesome? Walking outside to get into your vehicle and discovering the right front tire is flat, and the right rear tire is only at half pressure! Especially cool when you get to jack up your heavy SUV with one of those neato factory crank jacks on your sloping driveway, since your floor jack isn't quite tall enough!

I love how companies bring in a voice mail system to make sure no call goes unanswered, then lays off most of the staff equipped to answer those calls. Then they add insult to injury by having the recorded voice say "Your call is very important to us...."

Ohh I love it when folks break the law and then complain because the police catch them. Esp if they are the same folks who always complain that the police never catch other law breakers.

when you get a phone call in the middle of something very important, and you pick up getting an automated voice telling YOU that all there operators are busy and YOU need to hold on, even though they called YOU. that just tickles my funny every time.

I LOVE IT WHEN I GET A DISEASE ON THE EXACT SAME DAY MY GF MOVES AWAY AND I HAVE STUFF TO DO!!!


I ENJOY THAT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!

I love it when it rains every single day and night of my vacation that I have waited for all year...


I still can't believe it rained every day. I got home today and there is not a cloud in the sky, but it rained early this morning while we were packing the car.

It makes me absolutely ecstatic when I see an overcast day in the summer, thinking there will even be rain, and it just turns out hot and even more humid than before.

Karma hates you, Carey. Raining every day in your vacation gotta suck.

I love it when players think they deserve special treatment.
And (outside my little world of roleplaying) I adore everyone at work who talk to me like they know better or think I don't know how to do things I've done hundreds of times.
I also love it when I get to a pizza place to get my ordered pizza and they tell me they've been waiting ten minutes. (IT IS CALLED SERVICE, YOU IDIOT)
I think it is a clever idea to sell week old ham and when someone needs to complain about it no one speaks a word in the country's home language. The guy who thought of that is brilliant and deserves a medal.