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Alacrity
The Tired
RDI Staff
Karma: 291/33
6348 Posts
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planes or insects
What was the secret handshake of the 633 Squadron?
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Captain! Sensors show multiple lifeforms in your bedroom. Captain please respond!
Posted on 2006-09-27 at 09:28:15.
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DarkAutumn
Queen Hugglepounce
Karma: 47/29
674 Posts
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Pluto!
What was the last thing that was heard over the radio just before the captain was devoured by the aliens from Pluto who are pissed their planet was de-planitized?
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THEY DID WHAT?!?!
Posted on 2006-09-27 at 09:32:34.
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Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts
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o
ate bananas in the presidential ballroom, while a giant handpuppet took over the world.
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"You can't put that there!"
Posted on 2006-09-28 at 09:35:44.
Edited on 2006-09-28 at 09:36:18 by Avrielle
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Admiral
I'm doing SCIENCE!
RDI Staff
Karma: 164/50
1836 Posts
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lordy
How that "special" movie you rented last night begin?
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Oh, about two minutes ago
Posted on 2006-09-28 at 13:30:08.
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Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts
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"When was the 'Last Train to Clarksville'?"
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Chicken pot pie
Posted on 2006-09-28 at 14:51:26.
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t_catt11
Fun is Mandatory
RDI Staff
Karma: 379/54
7258 Posts
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mmmm
Some people have nightmares of falling. Big dreams of becoming this...
About two quarts low, man!
Posted on 2006-09-28 at 14:55:04.
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Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts
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How much gas is in my lawnmower?
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stink bug
Posted on 2006-09-28 at 14:56:36.
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Alacrity
The Tired
RDI Staff
Karma: 291/33
6348 Posts
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too slow
Mr. Grissom? What are those things crawling around in your lunch?
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But... It works for William Shatner!
Posted on 2006-09-28 at 14:59:29.
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Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts
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0
Why...do you speak...with such...awkward...pauses? That...isn't natural...acting...honestly.
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drain hair
Posted on 2006-09-28 at 15:12:54.
Edited on 2006-09-28 at 15:13:37 by Avrielle
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DarkAutumn
Queen Hugglepounce
Karma: 47/29
674 Posts
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What did the plumber pull out of your drain that was clogging your tub so badly?
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Wha..?! I DIDNT' DO IT! I SWEAR!!!
Posted on 2006-09-29 at 12:33:51.
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Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts
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hmm
Why did you sell little Timmy those green oregano-looking things in the baggy? He doesn't know how to cook....
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A chippendale, a burger, and a fat panda.
Posted on 2006-09-29 at 12:51:12.
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DarkAutumn
Queen Hugglepounce
Karma: 47/29
674 Posts
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Did they find anything in all the rubble from that plane crash?!
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You are lucky I don't slap you for that!
Posted on 2006-09-29 at 13:03:45.
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Alacrity
The Tired
RDI Staff
Karma: 291/33
6348 Posts
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tete
How did the lady react when you call to her across the grocery store parking lot, "Excuse me madam, but your melons are falling out!"?
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At this rate of growth, by 2050 everyone will be an Elvis Impersonator.
Posted on 2006-09-29 at 13:19:52.
Edited on 2006-09-29 at 13:20:23 by Alacrity
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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
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good place to jump in :)
"so is your hair"...
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Posted on 2006-09-29 at 13:30:49.
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Alacrity
The Tired
RDI Staff
Karma: 291/33
6348 Posts
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Proving that the Universe is flawed
What is 7 x 7?
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Oh you'll talk! Bailey, get me a quart of cooking oil, a large pair of tongs and a full bag of marshmellows please.
Posted on 2006-09-29 at 13:37:26.
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Shadows of the Empire
LOTPWII
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