Not even originnial, that.

One should prefer a pipe. With what within, one might ask?
Why, puffinstuff! Positively perfect, providing people prefer it ...

I'd like a Quarter of a million dollars Mr. Sandy Paws

You'll need the quarter-mil to buy the Ruby-tinted Rolls Royce I's-a gettin' ...

I'll settle for a Smoo (Schmoo?) [nope. Shmoo!] Does anyone here remember what that is?

I would like a Trip to NC to visit that special someone...

I want a UNICORN

But I would also like an antique Victrola, no electricity necessary.

(hmmm ... but it wouldn't play CD's. At least, not without a lot of modification)

War or the end to it to be more precise.
As having been in a minor conflict as compared to what our military is involved with now I can only imagine what they must be facing day in and day out. With Christmas just around the corner as a veteran I wish they could all be home with Family.

A xylograph of the Last Supper, in bas-relief.

I want a bag with a ZIPPER that when opened a load of cash explodes from the bag

I'd like Yale and have in my backyard.

game over

Why can't we start again from A... Hear I'll start it

I want free AAA coverage...

I want free BBB Coverage.


And btw, way to forget Y.

Slip a cougar under the tree, for me.