According to the survey, I'm a Chaotic Evil Half-Elf Rogue...
Chaotic? Okay, yeah...
Half-Elf? Mmmmm... sure, I can dig that.
But
evil? Me?!?!
Listen, just because I may occassionally "rip out a heart with my own hands" doesn't mean I'm evil! It means I'm decisive.
P.S. The 'rogue' bit is pretty much a gimme, I think.