I'm the CFO that fire the tech for wiping out the Annual Report.

I am the LP DM chastising you for not having that on back up.

I am the Wizard that cast a time warp and recovered the Annual Report.

I'm the time paradox that looped time, because of you wanted to recover the annual report.

I'm the the inceptionist who went to sleep with the document thus falling out of the time zone (and paradox) and not being affected.

I'm the man who killed the inceptionist!

i am the necromancer, who turns the inseptionists corpse into a zombie that eats you.

I'm the necrophiliac that's crushing on the necromancer

I am the paladin that destroys necromancers and their necrophilic (made that word up) fangirls.

I am the moral dilemma that causes the Paladin to question their faith, thus losing all Necro-crushing abilties.

I am blind faith that reaffirms the paladin's belief despite all controversy.

I am the Zealot that manipulates blind faith to evil purposes.

I am logic, neatly deflating the zealots ideas

I am Spock who is half human and therefore has the human ability to leap beyond logic with irrational imaginings and emotions.

I am lizard.
Lizard poisons Spock.