What is the point of this sort of thing if you can't have a little fun? It is all in good fun. Besides, calling someone mythical isn't a bad thing, is it? As the MTG reference indicates, being mythical is akin to being valuable and rare. Like Browns wins.
Oh, sorry about that.
But, yes, I did pick the Browns. They are at home against a Raven team I don't think is very good. Oddly losing RGIII might help them. And they do have some talent, don't they? I wouldn't call this a pick I'm confident in, but they aren't going to go 0-16. I think. Cowboys might.
No, wait, I didn't say that.