...wear your face like a mask while I do my little cookie dance on top of a Winnebago barrelling full-spead across the Kalahari!

To an elephant. May he rule us kindly.

I can't believe I didn't keep a copy.

I keep wanting to post my random thoughts but then I remember I have to log in, thus giving away that I am here...

Bob is hiding in a pile of my old shirts in the closet.

He is dressed like a woman.

Liquid based desserts are NOT supposed to burn!

I'll have a flaming Moe!

coffee and babiesboth smell good.

random post from william: dw3y6vb r y rb c

Baby, baby, baby!

Ooooow!

Hit me!


James Brown moment.

Whenever I make, like, a pie, or something like that, I always give all the calories to the dog, so I don' feel guilty eating it.

maim.

A celtic warrior on the a lawn mower making a flan!

How much LSD does a person have to do to be considered brain dead?

ELF!!!!!! =D

*runs character in game toward the 'Elf's Haven', which is basically a sort of bank*

That's the scene anyway that popped into my mind for an unknown reason... so I thought I'd put it here

... of Lawn Gnomes discussing battle plans to Wake over the Turld -- errrm -- Take over the World!