Success! Thanks for fulfilling your role as the party's Designated Driver, or Committed Coachman, or Stalwart Chauffeur!

I roll a Diplomacy Check

You are now Loki's representive to the "Center Court" at Wimbledon. You get to sit in the "High" seat of Judgement.


I roll a Spot Check to find the "Free Lunch" at Ion's bar.

Only you found to your eternal dismay, "Lunch" is Ogre's cousin and he's running amok, hence the "Free" part of it.

I roll a Handle Animal check

FAIL! You are mauled by a bear.

I roll a disguise check.

Wow, a natural 20, too! I guess that explains why a hundred tween girls mobbed you, certain that you were Justin Bieber.

I roll a Search Check.

Success. You find a phylactery. It has a swirling black cloud floating around in it. It shatters at your touch and suddenly the atmosphere gets cold. All you hear is a screech and a white hot sensation of pain in your shoulder.

Lucky you, a revenant!

I roll play dead check... just kidding...

I roll a bluff check.

Failure! Grugg had a lower numbered Black Dragon, played it, and stole 3 gold from the stakes.

What, I'm the only Innmate who plays "Three Dragon Ante"?


I roll an Appraisal Check

You still believe that you have the original Thunder Cat Sword of Omar and can't understand why there is no action on your Ebay post.

(From your Corrupt a Wish. You have recovered the the Sword of Omans, unfortunetly the the Eye of Thundera was replace with the Cubic zirconia, the "Eye of Cheap Bachelors". It is now known as the "Sword of Oh-Man's".)
I do a Hide check after trying to hitch a ride on Grugg.

Grug doesn't see you, but he does feel your presence (like a bug) and he swats you off.

I make a Use magical device check.

Not only have you succeeded in learning every function of the iPhone you found, you even managed to crack the OS and give it sentience.

I roll a spellcraft check

"K-R-A-F-T" Now go make me some Mac 'n Cheese, for I HUNGER!


I roll a Turning Check (more a class feature than a skill, but it's all in fun, right?)

You were able to find a bottle of Turning Leaf Chardonnay, that shows you got coot and class too.

I do an Insight Check to discover the purpose of this game.

This game was made to barter your soul for chocolate bunnies filled with Guiness.

I roll a tumble check.

success! youve tumbled behind the enemy, unfortunately, into the pit.

i roll a perform(oratory)

You manage to perform the Female role in Phantom of the Opera so perfectly that the original actress shoots herself for fear of being replaced




I roll a swim check