A welcome to the Inn he will send,

Then mentor you in this world of pretend.

Offering flowers for free,

And a chin towel as a wipie,

He earns his name of Pit F(r)iend.

For right to my Puns I must Stand.

Though by some of the Innmates they’re panned.

But the Humor you see,

Is to entertain Me!

And it does, so it makes it all Grand!
The PUN-dit!

We’ve come to the end of another year.

One filled love and a tear.

A member passed and we are sad.

New babies arrived and we’re glad.

We hold our Red Dragon Inn memories so dear.

This past year has had quite a Quirk
Its been so hard for me to find work.
Niceville bosses, you see,
They all reject me,
and personally I think they're all Jerks!

Here’s a wish to you for a better year.

May it see an upswing in your career.

Good luck and all of that,

To our friend Tiamat.

But don’t get so busy you can’t play here.

More babies to make the Inn better,

This time Olan is the go getter.
So this is number five,

Well sakes alive.

This gives the T_catt a litter.


Congratulations!

The melted snow gives me no sadness,

The sun’s warmth fills me with Gladness,

It’s that time of the year,

College round-ball tourneys are here,

We are caught up in the annual March Madness!

Call me a madman or a loon
as I gawk at tomorrow's moon
Ill be out with Pyro's scope
Looking like a dope
as I squint, and I wink,
and come up for a blink.
As I gawk and swoon at our moon like a buffoon.

I toast you all with a cold frost beer.

I offer you all the warmest of my fuzzy bear cheer,

Racking up pun smites with bravery

Or just making jokes about gravy,

Come help me celebrate completing me first year.

Happy Member's Day to Odyson,
The master of quirky puns,
Friendly and Sincere,
He serves the best Beer,
And to his Pub he welcomes everyone!

Be it the day or dark night
I'm certain to give you a fright
By the end of your trial
You'll remember the smile
I give as I fade out of sight.

About to embark on a quest
The end of which cannot be guessed
I'm just a bit frightened
But my mood's always lightened
When I talk to my good friend Celeste.

While enjoying your stay at the Inn,
Make note of the tales that you spin,
Beware the Ban-Hammer
Its worse than the slammer
Alacrity pwns for the win.

Online is where I relax
Escaping reality's tax
With my connection degrading
My sanity's fading
And those, my friends, are the facts

When you are writing in rhyme
The key is to just take your time
Mull it around
Before writing it down
And you'll find that your rhymes are sublime!