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pyroboom
Resident
Karma: 47/64
336 Posts
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spidey-wideys
I can create underwear from webs.Like the world wide web,see?
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Oh,it's unfinished?Sorry.
Posted on 2010-09-05 at 22:29:56.
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Necromantic Schizophrenic
Regular Visitor
Karma: 5/7
85 Posts
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huh?
I can be on the ceiling, but only while I'm asleep and on saturdays
Posted on 2010-09-06 at 18:33:56.
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PartyScout
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 9/3
101 Posts
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Not mine but...
I've seen Eol stretch his tongue from New Carlisle Ohio to Torrejón Australia to lick someone's face 
Posted on 2010-09-07 at 21:16:22.
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Alacrity
The Tired
RDI Staff
Karma: 291/33
6348 Posts
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Snooze Lad
I can sleep at will, any place, any time. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Posted on 2010-09-08 at 00:05:02.
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lifespring
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
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narcolepsy powers go!
im stealing a movie quote.
i can stop a speeding bullet, once!
Posted on 2010-09-08 at 02:11:03.
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Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6330 Posts
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Hmmmmmm.........
I can leap from a tall buildings in a single bound.
I won't, but I can do it.
(+1 to Lifespring, a most worthy quote, lol.)
Posted on 2010-09-08 at 17:02:23.
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Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts
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asdf
I can consume my weight in prawns. Hourly.
Edit: In retrospect, that may actually be a superpower.
Posted on 2010-09-08 at 17:09:00.
Edited on 2010-09-08 at 17:09:19 by Grugg
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lifespring
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
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i dont know why they didnt let me into the super-friends...
simple: i am... THE PADDLER! i have no super strength, and i use my bare hand!
Posted on 2010-09-08 at 17:24:23.
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Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6330 Posts
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Yewwwwwwww..................
I am Thor, from all the paddling.
Posted on 2010-09-09 at 00:54:18.
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lifespring
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
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thor from the paddling, cute lol
i can tell how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Posted on 2010-09-09 at 14:58:58.
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Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6330 Posts
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8>}
I know if the light is on when the refrigerator door is closed.
Posted on 2010-09-11 at 01:46:52.
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lifespring
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
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but the question is, what temperature is it in there?
i can talk to squirrels. Just squirrels, and not get them to do anything, just talk.
Usually the conversations are NUTS! (rimshot)
Posted on 2010-09-16 at 19:36:58.
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Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts
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Yes
Yeah that joke earned you your first smite.
My superpower is knowing just where I have to be to smite someone.
Posted on 2010-09-16 at 19:40:15.
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lifespring
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
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aww, it wasnt that bad! and i did give it a rimshot... heh
i can use my eyes as slingshot ammunition. Retrieving them is the problem.
Posted on 2010-09-16 at 20:11:20.
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Alacrity
The Tired
RDI Staff
Karma: 291/33
6348 Posts
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Ack. Pun fallout
My name is Alacrity and I support this smite.
Posted on 2010-09-16 at 20:14:10.
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Shadows of the Empire
LOTPWII
Is that an active game?
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