I am sending PMs to each player to describe the duties of your new MBD (mandatory bonus duty) roles - i.e. team leader, happiness officer, etc.

These roles essentially give each of you a unique way to stab everyonen else in the back.

Time for you guys to post.

Note that many of the MBD roles include special equipment. This equipment will be assigned along with the rest of your standard issue gear - so don't try to use it yet, since you don't have it.

For example, the Happiness officer will not yet be able to administer mood altering drugs; he needs to receive his supply first.

Send a Happiness officer my way when you can.

I don't like this room, one big ass cannon and two buttons let's see how this works out.

You thought that you were supposed to like this? That's adorable!

Red Yellow Red Yellow...

KILL THEM ALL

C'mon, guys. It's not that complicated. Push a button. Any button.

Just itching for somebody to do something...

there is a certain futility in hesitation, and treason as well. - Friend Computer

Give this man some applauds!

friday is the deadline? Might have to take drastic action if nobody else posts by then...

But giggle at the situation.

Also can't help but think that I'd make a terrible paranoia player; I'm just too used to making plans. Complicated plans. And schemes.

That being said, I'd still press a button if I was in this situation

On second thought to the above though, maybe I wouldn't be *that* bad at paranoia, as long as I made my character a biiiiiiit... crazy

And remember: Do not look at the manual of the device. Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. Do not look at the operational end of the device. Do not modify the device. Do not ask the name of the device. Lastly, under no circumstances should you- [static]

...waiting on team leader...

Applauds to Reralae for epic Portal Referencing.

*evaporates*

Let the fun begin (see game post).

jozan raising morale. I lol'd