Gotta love that keen cheddar!

Facebook? That is a name I have not heard . . . In a very . . . Long . . . . . . . . . Time.

What's the joke?!

Two guys fighting at a renn fest or the like.  One holds a rapier, the other a large block of cheese obviously photoshopped in.

Guy 1: "How are you going to fight me with a block of cheese?"

Guy 2: "IT'S EXTRA SHARP!"

And now, Roger has threatened to ban me from my own website's fan page. 

...Like Roger doesn't have his own share of dad jokes in the wings!

Considering he commented that I gouda done better... 

That's a muenster-ously good joke!

Wow. 

Somebody's a tryhard...

You cheddar believe it.

I mean, that's an apropos pun, no doubt... but somebody already used cheddar on this page. 

So I'm torn...

Hmm, maybe I should swiss tactics

Okay, points to you.

It's in my blood. I am a brie-bles, after all.

lol

The best argument I've now come across for reactivating my FB for like, FIVE MINUTES is so that I can connect with you dudes on there and if the site goes down (this morning has been a doozy) I still have a way to throw cheese puns your way.