"I never stole the cookie from the cookie jar Mrs. Kramer, I swear! Please don't call my mommy! Can I go back to the story circle now?"






piggies

Who was the wolf trying to eat?

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Are you serious? I cannot BELIEVE she could be so freakin' STUPID!

"I know it's tuna but is it chicken?" -J. Simpson








rabid bunny rabbits bit off their heads

OMG! What happened to the new kittens?!


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I plead the fifth!

Who killed Kenny?

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When your toes bleed, you find Nirvana.

Ginsu Knife Philosophy of Yoga










nerds

What are the Mods?

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So sue me, Scooby Doo!

What Shaggy says after stealing the last Scooby-snack










Barbie's feet are shaped that way for a reason.

Mommy, I can't get Barbie's feet to go straight again. Will you help me?


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Guns and amo

Magazine in all the White House wc's












I need to start all over again now. I told you, left to right!

Look sis! I finished your work for you! Aren't you happy I helped you??



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NO!! I TOLD You not to tell!!!

Wasn't that your foot in the fungus commercial?











Why can't you bend your elbows?

No, no, no! It's the question and answer game, implying ONE of EACH.

You ask a question to go with the answer of the person before you. You then get to give your own answer.

Restarting the game, my answer is:
(the next person asks a question, then gives an answer)

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Toadstools, sir. Nothing but toadstools.

Ok, so you want the toad stools, the spider legs, and the eye of nute*sp*, will that be all for you today?

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Elephants! HUNDREDS of them! My god I've never seen so many!

Why is your room such a mess?


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There's only one guy who's not afraid of me, and he's already dead.