3XL or bigger ok crap.

No 3XL. Heh, we can do boxer shorts, hats?

How about lingerie with little sayings.

Actually, yes, I can sell that! Well, maybe not lingerie as much as underwear.

If there were a demand, I could sell men's boxers, as well as panties in three styles: bikini, thong, and boy cut/hip huggers.

Now, I'm happy to do so, but somebody is gonna have to ask for them first!

How about some boxers with a logo something like, "My DM at the Red Dragon Inn made me $#!t in these!... Adventure awaits make sure you have clean underwear... www.rdinn.net"

I can so see ladies underwear with sayings like

"Better hope you roll a 20"

"More treasured than a Dragon's horde"


or a Man's briefs saying

"+5 Longsword within"

"Get out yer dice, it's gonna be a long game"

*Shakes head*

Roll a 20?!? LMAO!!!

@ everything

I emailed the company, and they sent me a link back to a 3XL t-shirt. Shall I place our existing designs onto one?

Those lines are a little long for underwear. Perhaps:

"Remove DC 35"

On a shirt: (Shirt needs an 'r' in it)

My Pantheon is bigger than your Pantheon.



Or you could try and use some of Alacrity's lyrics like the chorus of I love Lightning Bolts.

DC 35??? You guys are killing me!

Now, to find someone who'd actually BUY them...

I think, that if I ever saw some of those on someone...I would...


I would cry.


Still it's awesome. Do it.

A pic of a cave on the front and these words on the back.

"abandon all hope those that enter here, monsters optional"

Sorry ladies

ok, I think that is enough, before we get comments about monsters in caves.... AAARG, too late!!

Level 21 Ladies' Man

Str 18
Dex 18
Con 18
Int 18
Wis 18
Cha 22

Epic Proportions (Su): You have really big hands and feet.

((This could be fleshed out into a full Character Sheet on the back of a shirt))