I meant trying to smash his brain from his cranium with the intent to relocate it in the chest cavity will not endear you to him any moreso than you already are ...
Well, my dad didn't give me my title for straight A's, either. I got my title from someone else altogether. Also, maybe if you drew one of those hand turkeys for fridge, that might help. That's how I got mine, only the drawing was deemed too graphic for this site. Such is life.