failure, youve drowned in the bathtub.

I roll a sense motive on whomever posts after me.

you realize my motives are to re read this entire post and giggle like a 16 year old school girl.

I make a handle animal check as i go to feed my dog.

success, your dog eats your leg, its very nutritious!

i roll a bluff check to lie about this skill roll.

You succeed, we never guess you actually made a perform: Ballet check, it looked like you were trying to fix a broken refrigerator. Good job!

I make a Balance check to see if my meal is well coordinated.

critical fail! you get egg on your face, literally and figureatively.

I roll a craft alchemy check

Success, but just barely. You can now mix oil and water making a very bland salad dressing.


I roll a Slight of Hand check.

Success, but you ask yourself: When did I learn to juggle?

I roll a thievery check.

Epic Fail: You're mother catches you rifling through her underwear drawer.

I make a bluff check.

success you lie your way into the elven ball, too bad your a half orc.

i roll a jump check over the fence.

Success unfortunatly you landed on an owlbear who isnt to pleased with you hoping into his yard.

I make a perform skill check in the elven ball...

success, but everyone is now staring because of your perform: percussion instruments (gong)

i roll a proffession (seige engineer) check

You are now the most skilled siege engineer in the land. Unfortunatly all you have to build with are toothpicks!

I roll a agility check to learn to dance.

success you are now the worlds greatest ballerina

i roll a use magic device on this wand i found.

Granted, but you didn't realize that you were holding a polymorph wand backwards. You're now a frog...

I roll a bluff check on the king.

success the king now thinks your his queen in disguise.

i roll a jump check as a frog ^^