After a devious trade
He sought his revenge with a blade
But I spoiled his fun
By bringing my gun
And so kept from becoming fileted

One day it was busy in Chat
And Ody was bit by a gnat
Cried Eol, "stay back,
It's no heart attack!
We are going to need gravy, STAT!"

Here’s to the brave and the boldy.

To you our friend, in our hearts we will hold thee.

You may face the unknown,

But you are never alone.

We are always with you YeOlde.

To the folks I have met at the Inn,

Thank you for being a friend.

We've shared Laughter and Tears,

And some "Good Old Froth-n-Slosh" beers.

You've helped this Old Werebear remember how to pretend.

As

I once more float by the Inn

My head threatens me with a spin

As I look all around

And no one is found

Such a place being empty's a sin

As Fortune's Favored were slogging
Towards the villain whom they'd been dogging
Calopee was hiding
And Sehanine biding
Her time, for Mal was STILL monologuing!

If you find yourself facing a Grugg,

Grab your flask and take a quick chug,

Then offer the rest,

'cuz its really the best,

way out of the hole that you've dug!

Once a vampire drained an amount

Of his true love's Type O in a fount

Then Drac's girl did profess

To repay his largesse

And in payment went down for the Count.