I decided to make my next post immediately following Jozan's action. Next time, I'll try to wait for all of you to post. No guarantees, though.

It worked. EVERYONE RUN!

very nice. lets see how we get out of this

In body bags, I presume... unless one of you does a particularly nice job and is vaporized...

It's Friday, folks. I know that I posted twice already, so for those of you who have posted already this week, I won't have you shot yet (though I'd love it if you could post).

I understand why PrincessAli hasn't posted, though she needs to do so soon.

For the rest of you... if you haven't posted anything at all, you run the risk of having a ventilated clone. Just sayin.

Friend Computer, always put a smile on my face!
Good thing I have posted.

Nice attitude, citizen.

I warned you, did I not?

Congratulations, ladies and gentlemen - we have our first clone death on page two of the game thread!

Paranoia is a deadly game. Sometimes, you will die through no fault of your own. Sometimes, the capricious GM will allow Alpha Complex to kill you because he is a jerk.

This is not one of those times. At least, not fully.

If you do not post, and do not touch base with me, you risk clone death. If you log in to the site, please take a moment to post - or send me a one line PM telling me that you can't. If you are online and do neither of these, I get irked, and the blood of your clones is now fully on your hands.

I have had one player let me know that they are not sure if Paranoia is their cup of tea. Hey, no problem - it's not for everybody. If you don't care for it, please just let me know and I'll recruit a replacement player... no hard feelings.

Not posting or talking to me, on the other hand, is kind of rude.


Now, if you have been killed - but still want to play - do not despair. You get six lives in this game. Unless told otherwise, your new clone will have all of the same traits as your last clone - just on number higher on their name. That's it.

If you died, please allow me to reintroduce your character before you post to the game thread (but feel free to post here).

I got worried because I didn't post over the weekend, sorry

Didn't have internet access as I was at Anime Boston all weekend, and just got back late last night. Glad to see Blowz isn't dead yet >.>

I'm not going to fry clones for a day or two with no posts - especially around a holiday. It's the "entire week with no posting while the party is in the middle of combat" that will get you cooked.

I must say, a pat on the back to such an... amusing demise.

I'll be sure to keep up my posting from now on; and if I pull another stunt like this, I may just consider dropping out.

Glad you took it in the proper spirit.

I'd love to have you in the game, but I do have standby players if you decide that you don't want to continue.

Pyroboom - please do not post in the game thread until I introduce your new clone. Thanks.

The part of Artie-R-FCL will henceforth be played by Reralae. Chessy just did not care for this game's style, so we have made a player change - no harm, no foul on anyone.

Welcome aboard, Reralae!

As new team leader, I will hereby promote a new movement. We will strive to be the FRIENDLIEST. It takes no rank to be friendly, or spread the friendly atmosphere, thus we will make Alpha Complex friendlier one step at a time!

By killing communists. And mutants. And traitors. Because statistics and the Computer have shown that their presence detracts from overall friendliness.

*nods sagely*

~~~

Glad to come aboard Hope to have fun with everyone ^^

"Kill the traitors, steal the treasure, stab your buddy traitorous companions"

(disclaimer: Reralae may or may not be hyper from character download and imagination overload and hot chocolate)

...that we love Reralae so!

She's so innocently hilarious, don'chaknow?

Looking forward to continuing the read.

Great to see another inn member!
Now don't get fried! Seriously, don't, it's just saying that your clone as leader isn't doing too good of a job
I don't want any clone dead...unless it's my clone's fault it's dead...
Why am I giving this info to you all? Don't know, but remember, 6 strikes and your out.