i then invent a junkyard
in which i dispose of grugg's grammy...
wait... this stuff belongs in polymorphic world, people
you don't invent stuff in a getting to know you thread
I herby discard that nigh club come wepon itf a place where people have fun there is to be no fun in the soviet union!
I Invent the lada niva a great peice of russian anti-technology (hell it can run on methylated spirits) and i also create the polar opposite of canada the USA dun dun dunnnn (j/k)and put Celdewe in charge of the states about time they had a chick in power.
I take your alcahol and put it in my lada and to curse you americans with your cheap drinks I invent the "HANGOVER" thatll teach you to make cheap WhiskEy and watery beer.
i create my BROOM (stands for Botanical Removal Of Orange Monkeys)
and whack you all with it
then i sweep with it
and stow it in the corner, fastining it to the pole with a chain so none of you can steal it
(glowers at everyone)