Success, you're still a frog and jumping over the moon.

I roll a knowledge check to read Greek.

success! you speak geek well, o wait you wanted greek... unfortunate critical fail

i roll a knowledge astronomy check on the moon!

You discover that there is no oxygen on the moon as you land there... Now you got a real problem as you didn't bring your oxygen mask...

I role a walking to class check

you fail your roll and decide its better to walk around the block.

i roll a survival check AND a jump check at the same time to breathe and get offa da moon!

Success unfortunatly you accidently jump further into the oxygenless space...

I roll a bluff check on the guy who bluffed the king...

success the king thinks your a crazy guy, but he who bluffed the king now thinks your an intriquite illusion of a peasant girl.

i roll a tumble check to get around the asteroids!

Success but now you're in line to be hit by a comet.

I roll a knowledge check to understand German.

You understand the words the if and what. Along with some unpleasentries and realize that all of the germans apparently dislike you.

I would like to roll to scare everyone as I am now being seen as a dead girls spirit...

success, but u only scare 1 person, but when yu do so everyone else pummels you.

i roll a knowledge geography on the comet, to find a safe place to land.

You know the geography of the comet but it keeps changing as it burns away.

I roll a Decipher Script to understand what Wordcrafter wrote.

success you understand it, but now cant read it cuz he redid it all.. in greek.

i roll a tumble, jump, survival, another jump, and another tumble to leap on the comet as it moves, making sure not to burn, and survive the fumes, jumps off the comet and tumble safely to land in one peice!

Well sort of; you make a stumble, bump, arrival, thump and bumble to slip off the comet and land on planet of quicksand.

i succeeded my decipher invisible script roll, and say you succeed at your sleight of hand check to get my frog out of the quicksand and back on my lillypad

i roll a use magic device check on the wand that turned me into a frog in the first place!

Congrats! All that jumping around made you forget which end of the wand was which, and you just hit yourself (again, I might add) with a polymorph wand. You are now a beaver.

I roll a sanity check... hehehehehehehehehe

critical success, you are so sane youa chieve transcendance.

i roll a climb check to climb the rocks as a beaver.