Hmm... I like this motif of fire... I'll run with it, if in a bit of a different direction
I am Malibu. I'm on fire. Good luck enjoying that vacation, luv 
A Midsummer Knight Karma: 59/5 1377 Posts
Posted on 2010-08-07 at 06:02:31.
Edited on 2010-08-07 at 06:03:02 by Sibelius Eos Owm
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bleh!
im the bad tourists who ruin your beaches
Resident Karma: 33/3 385 Posts
Posted on 2010-08-07 at 06:25:33.
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Cue Bruce! Waddyamean he's on the fritz again?!
I am the mutant Shark (with legs, no less) who eats the misbehaving tourists.
Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
Posted on 2010-08-07 at 15:11:19.
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Pop goes the Sushi....
I am the .30 caliber M1903A3 bullet punturing the compressed air cyclender that is wedged between your Jaws.
PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6331 Posts
Posted on 2010-08-08 at 02:54:45.
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I am the Giant Squid who eats the gun.....
Veteran Visitor Karma: 7/2 132 Posts
Posted on 2010-08-08 at 03:30:36.
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Ah Capt'n.....
I the Moby Dick, Great White Whale, that eat the giant squid for lunch.
PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6331 Posts
Posted on 2010-08-08 at 14:29:08.
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Then I am,
Captain Ahab, I capture you me matey!!
Veteran Visitor Karma: 7/2 132 Posts
Posted on 2010-08-08 at 23:46:04.
Edited on 2010-08-08 at 23:48:05 by Accalia
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quiet in here!
im the bad librarian who throws your book away
Resident Karma: 33/3 385 Posts
Posted on 2010-08-09 at 06:15:56.
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Quiet is for other people...
I am Conan the Librarian, who tolerates no disorder in my library.
"Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?!"
RDI Fixture Karma: 27/4 539 Posts
Posted on 2010-08-09 at 08:46:01.
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Yes! "UHF" reference! +1, Miko!
I am Thulsa Doom, of Doom Demolitions LLC, and your library has been condemned by the City Elders. We regret to inform you your building is slated for implosion 10:05am August 9 2010.
Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
Posted on 2010-08-09 at 11:28:29.
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Thulsa Doom, eh?
I am Kull of Atlantis, who sits you in the cursed throne. HA! No leaving for you!
RDI Fixture Karma: 27/4 539 Posts
Posted on 2010-08-09 at 22:18:39.
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qwerty
I am a Wraith from Stargate Atlantis and I feed upon Kull with my palm-mounted "Joy Buzzer of Doom" thingys.
Welcome Waggin' Karma: 115/3 1245 Posts
Posted on 2010-08-10 at 00:20:39.
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I am a
Vacum. I inhale and the wraith is gone. I deposit you in a 3rd word dimension, full of catfish that cant cook..................................:-/
Veteran Visitor Karma: 7/2 132 Posts
Posted on 2010-08-10 at 01:57:15.
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Iron Chef Pffffffft.......
I am Alton Brown and I can even teach a catfish how to cook.
PUN-dit Karma: 158/25 6331 Posts
Posted on 2010-08-10 at 02:15:24.
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Then I am,
A fisherman. I steal your catfish pupils!!! 
Veteran Visitor Karma: 7/2 132 Posts
Posted on 2010-08-10 at 02:16:48.
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