Round by round breakdown

1
Percy lands direct hit with napalm cone
Downhouser spends awesome point, lands hit with big gun #1
Virago rolls critical success on jump check, has potential for atmospheric flight. Would have gained an action point had he had room for one
Danyael misses with pistol, inflicts terrible music upon all assembled
Katheryn spends awesome point, hits with sawed-off
Thug misses Danyael with tire iron
2 thugs miss Downhouser with fists
1 thug cannot reach anyone and looks sad and pathetic, you want to give him a hug

2
Percy does not give him a hug, instead murdering him with a critical success bomb pop
Downhouser succeeds in making one thug into a human projective, fails to hit second
Virago lands, manages to slip through flames with only minimal singes to himself
Danyael hit at point blank range with 9mm
Katheryn hits and close range with the sawed off

The badge dropped from the man Virago rescued clearly identifies him as a member of Fantastico's private security forces, leaving little to no doubt of his identity as your contact.

He's awake, and though beaten, seems to be stable and non-critical. He can talk and answer questions. Go go next round of posts.

LMFAO

I love it!!!

Is "awesome" sufficient enough a word to describe this?

No... I think not...

"Fantastico," perhaps?


Mmmmm... maybe...

Fantasticawesomesuperwickedbadassery?

I like that one... *nods*

Because I realise I didnt mention this earlier, and to relieve anyone who's suddenly afraid of running out of ammo. In true action movie fashion all "standard" ammunition is effectively going to be without limit barring extraneous circumstances (ie, it is forcibly removed from your person) for the purposes of combat instances. High explosives and like may be more limited, will go on a case by case basis.

Cool update.

In my next update I'll have Downhouser take one of the bodies by the ankle and swirl him around like a fan, in an attempt to extinguish the flames.

Rip someone's arm off and beat them to death with it. That's always good for a laugh.

...Not exactly where I thought that post was going to go but, hey, ya just can't predict Percy, I guess.

lol... we should put him in the cooler... hehe

That would certainly do...something.

I, for one, am all for doing... something.

For those of you who doubted... I was talking about Eol's post, not making suggestions myself.

Id like to share, that for the last two days, I have been drinking, and apparently I at one point yelled BOMBPOP over and over and attempted to use a tub of mint ice cream as a weapon.

This game.

that deserves an awesome point for you, Grugg.

*facepalm*

I just read over the last Grugg post again and caught something I completely missed the first time around.

I'm not sure how I feel about The Entertainer and My Heart Will Go On playing at the same time.

I'd say your post demonstrates quite well how you feel about it.

Firstly - If Percy's inspired the repeated screaming of "BOMBPOP" and utilizing ice cream as weaponry whilst intoxicated in real life then my job here is done.

Secondly - I wondered about the effects of commingling The Entertainer and My Heart Will Go On and thought about doing something about that in my last post but figured that's probably a lot like what it sounds like in Percy's head, anyway, so just "ignored" it.

And, Finally - Monkey-flippin' llama ranchers!!!

Reply post in the works.