I so absolutely adore all the delightful reality television shows that are out there. I love watching people sing and dance for money. The best part is at the end of the show when someone has to get voted off and you hope it's not someone you like.

Bleagh...stupid reality TV.

Wow, look at all these shows on that revolve around People With Jobs. Dirty Jobs, Deadliest Catch, Pawn Stars, Axe Men, Ice Road Truckers, that one on TruTV about oil workers, American Pickers, American Choppers, American Loggers. OMG, can you make a show about my job? It could be called "Tick Me Off And Be Crushed By a Forklift." Maybe the title could have a snazzy colon and something else like ":Thinning the Herd" or ": Darwin's Still On the Job" or ":You Better Evolve Now" or ":Now in HD" or ":Now Cometh the Cast Iron Apocalpse" or ":A Few Less Bastiches in the World" or ":That Racking System Was Bad Already, I dunno how it got pwned." or ":Now is the Time to Accept Barney the Dinosaur As Your Saviour?" or ":You Shall Know My Wrath; You Shall Fear My Name." Wow that last one had a colon and a semi-colon in it. W00T 1337 Hawtness.

I just stabbing yourself in the roof of the mouth with a nacho chip you tried to eat in one bite despite the fact that it was obviously too big for you...

I'm having just so much fun playing the Red Wyrm Adventuring School game!

Oh that's right I haven't been added yet!

I just love how more intriguing books on vampires and fantasy are being put in bookstores. And how my reading in a quiet bookstore is interrupted by the screams of tweenage girls lauding over a cardboard cutout of a sparkly vampire is the best experience in my life. And that Christopher Paolini is a genius! He made one of the most original books known!

Ahhh... Books these days...

how many bands these days have singers who sound like they have something stuck in their throat.

Stupid screamo metal.

I love how many vampire books are coming out about sparkly faeries that only drink animal blood and therefore they are vegetarian

I am so emo, I am so emo I talk about killing myself all the time and even try to do it. People stop me form doing it because I have LOTS of friends that aren't part of families that don't like me much. And my grades are so low my parents would try and kill me theirselves.

I just absolutely love it when people start talking about me behind my back... especially when it's not true. I just love highschool, and want to stay here forever to keep listening to drama!

I love it when full-on brass bands conceal themselves in my washer machine, it's really a lovely surprise and doesn't confuse me at all.

I love when I get smites and no one tells me why.

I love puttinga lot of time and effort into a long post (like my story), clicking submit, only to find out there was a server problem, and i lost it all... all hour's worth of it. Best part of the day.

i love people who push an opinion on you, then when its turned against them, they wanna change sides. they're teh awesome