as i am now able to post once more
*jumps for joy*

I invent rocks...and make love to--- err...sit on them.

i invent mohnkees
and give one to grugg for his birthday present

I invent hats...and give them out...and it's not my birthday...so I invent a calender...and make everyday my birthday.

Grugg forgot to tell us that the bottle was tipped sideways when he sat on it. I invent AVON that invents all sorts of stupid shaped bottles. Including chairs and those amazing ships in a bottle that amaze Grugg so much that he is stunned into silence for a time. But he still gets his three wishes.

I poke grugg with a stick and invent "CAVEMAN!"
ugg ugg ugg ugh ugh ugh ugha ugga grugga grugg!

I invent a cottage in the woods, near the ocean and move there with my horses. And make it caveman proof. They sound scary with all that poking.

I invent the Grugg rush...and Grugg rush everything.

*gets out B.R.O.O.M*
all right, people, i shall be the first and last to stand against a grugg rush!!!
bring it on, and

I invent a term for a complete victory, and achieve it.

and use it

i invent kilt and wear it

Oh with the kilt again. I invent the bagpipes and give them to Grugg.

I invent great stretches of land, and gift them upon Carey for her gift of bagpipes.

that is the nicest thing that has happened to me in awhile.



I turn my horses loose on my streches of land and invent a breed of dog that guards horses, the Horsedog. I also invent apple trees and carrots so I can give them treats.