a careless dude with a mach and I accedently restart the fire, by dropping the match.

(this is hard to do on a netbook.... curse the tiny screen!):-/

i am the cellphone that leads to many interesting yet tragic downfalls to careless dude from texting.

I am drunk texting, causing you to ask your Grandmother what she is wearing. Daddy no longer pays your phonebill.

i am the AA meeting that stops the drunk textings

I am Bacchus the god of wine and command you to party!

i am old lady higgenbottom who taps the floor with the broom forcing the stop of the noise of the party.

I am the heart-attack, followed by your cats eating your corpse for three weeks before you are found.

I am the Nitro Pill slipped under her tongue averting the heart attack.

im the bad dealer who gave placebos instead o nitro pills.

I'm the federal narc that got you for misrepresentation and selling false drugs.

I'm your boss, who fires you promptly after discovering your office romance

i am the company ceo who cans you for stealing from the company.

I am the smudge on your corner-office window;
I am the rival company with a lower price point;
I am the secretary who misplaces your memos;

I am Darkwing Duck!!

I am the cable company who decided your show was not making enough in revenue... enjoy not going into syndication.

i am satellite that makes cable inferior