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Accalia
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 7/2
132 Posts
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I am
a careless dude with a mach and I accedently restart the fire, by dropping the match.
(this is hard to do on a netbook.... curse the tiny screen!)  :-/
Posted on 2010-08-26 at 15:41:11.
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lifespring
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
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it goes beep in the night
i am the cellphone that leads to many interesting yet tragic downfalls to careless dude from texting.
Posted on 2010-08-26 at 18:51:09.
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UncleDog
Occasional Visitor
Karma: 12/0
37 Posts
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Cellphone?
I am drunk texting, causing you to ask your Grandmother what she is wearing. Daddy no longer pays your phonebill.
Posted on 2010-08-26 at 20:41:05.
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lifespring
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
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glug glug to aww bugger
i am the AA meeting that stops the drunk textings
Posted on 2010-08-26 at 21:44:56.
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Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6330 Posts
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Thou Shalt Party!
I am Bacchus the god of wine and command you to party!
Posted on 2010-08-27 at 00:01:46.
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lifespring
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
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get offa mah lawn!
i am old lady higgenbottom who taps the floor with the broom forcing the stop of the noise of the party.
Posted on 2010-08-27 at 00:10:24.
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UncleDog
Occasional Visitor
Karma: 12/0
37 Posts
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Old lady?
I am the heart-attack, followed by your cats eating your corpse for three weeks before you are found.
Posted on 2010-08-27 at 00:20:03.
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Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6330 Posts
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Better living through Medicine......
I am the Nitro Pill slipped under her tongue averting the heart attack.
Posted on 2010-08-27 at 01:32:38.
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lifespring
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
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or ill kneecap ya!
im the bad dealer who gave placebos instead o nitro pills.
Posted on 2010-08-27 at 03:53:17.
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Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6330 Posts
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But Officer....
I'm the federal narc that got you for misrepresentation and selling false drugs.
Posted on 2010-08-29 at 14:50:30.
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PrincessAli
Ody Fan
Karma: 54/39
1117 Posts
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Hm
I'm your boss, who fires you promptly after discovering your office romance
Posted on 2010-08-30 at 03:12:17.
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lifespring
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
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theres always a bigger fish
i am the company ceo who cans you for stealing from the company.
Posted on 2010-08-30 at 03:22:34.
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Deucalion
RDI Fixture
Karma: 70/16
582 Posts
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...wait for it.
I am the smudge on your corner-office window;
I am the rival company with a lower price point;
I am the secretary who misplaces your memos;
I am Darkwing Duck!!
Posted on 2010-08-30 at 03:58:03.
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UncleDog
Occasional Visitor
Karma: 12/0
37 Posts
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Darkwing Duck?
I am the cable company who decided your show was not making enough in revenue... enjoy not going into syndication.
Posted on 2010-08-30 at 04:46:12.
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lifespring
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
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orbital systems activated
i am satellite that makes cable inferior
Posted on 2010-08-30 at 06:58:52.
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Shadows of the Empire
LOTPWII
Is that an active game?
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