epic fail! Lifespring shows a better pair.

i roll a sleight of hand to take the pot!

You fail, slip and fall, crash into a wall of sand, and the sand castle comes tumbling down.

I roll a craft (decorative cake frosting) to decorate a cake

crit. fail, as yu squeeze the icing tube it blows up in yur face, the good news is, you have icing on your face!

i roll a craft sandbuilding check to help ody rebuild our sand castle, stronger, and more powerful then it was before.

You make an underground dungeon made of sand, not the castle you were looking for.

I roll a stealth check to see how the construction is coming along.

Guess what? It's underground so you can't see it.

I rol a inteligense chek 2 c how smrt i is

Critical fail, you don't know how smart you are, but we all know (wink, wink).

I roll a craft (sanity) check to save myself from Necro.

You fail and join me in the ranks of the Insane Random Army (IRA)

I roll a stealth check to sneak into the sanddungeon (?)

Buy... you missed all the traps that Lifespring set to stop annoying kids like you (says the 16 year old lol). Your fate looks something like OOTS #36, and yes, you're Roy.

I roll a perception check (like someone else I know should have ^) to find any leftover traps.

You end up just like me you got all the extra traps but missed the ones I hit

I roll an endurance check to overcome the poison

You succeed, but fail for the multi-level loss. You are now back to level 1.

I roll a save-me-now-Jesus roll to redeem myself for all the things I plan to do to my brother, Necro.

You pray to the 2000-odd year old dead man to redeem you of future sins

I roll a run check to run out of the sanddungeon

You run into the entire christian community, who are now after you for your not-so-thoughtful comment.

I roll a craft (box) roll to make a box to put necro in.

Success but the box is a portal to the snarl's prison who reaches out at your immobile form

I roll a religion check to convert the Christians after me to Judaism and Islam

Fail. Now they are even more mad at you and are throwing you shovels for that whole you're digging yourself into.

I roll an endurance-followed-by-a-holy-cow-run! check.

You fail the endurance check and therefore cannot run

I roll a HOLY-CRAP-RUN-FROM-THE-MADMEN(AND-MADWOMEN) check to run from the throng