Nay.

Can I be an enemy too? Huh? Can I huh?

thanks for hiding my spelling.

You won't thank me when you learn where I hid it.

I would cut it off, just to see if I bleed lmao...sorry it stuck in my mind so tired right now, you've no idea...but hmmm, a million dollars I'd be in heaven!! I would buy myself a house in Niagara Falls, pay it all off, and a car, pay that off, invest the rest into a savings account. Then let it accumulate for like uhhh, 20 years while I worked and then go on a trip 'round the world.

Anti Spelling Nazi Inquisition Board
and currently holds two members- Grugg and Greenleaf
and apparently they hunt spelling nazis,
I being the foremost one
*dun dun dun dun*

*catches and burns spelling nazis!*


*inquisits!*


*sleeps!*

*escapes ASNIB*



*does not answer queries*




*stays awake*



*gnashes teeth upon sight of wrongly spelled words*

Look! A typo!

*goes the other direction*

*uses his million dollars to build a big bridge...for some reason*

then I want no part of it...

I must hide from the spelling Natzies

How did I miss a conversation about swords? You folks know what I do, right? Well, one of the many things I do, I should say... I sell weapons on the RenFest circuit down here in Texas. I have a fair-sized personal collection, myself, including some show pieces, some costume pieces, and a couple of battle-ready pieces.

Ryst...I knew you worked the Renn Circuit but didn't know you sell swords

How could he not? He's obviously a time travelling knight here to save the future! Right Ryst?

It's sad how often I have to say this...

"I am not now, nor ever have I been, a time-traveler, cyborg, psychic, super-soldier, reptile, space alien, drow."

Did I leave anything out?