I do wonder, though, how loyal this team truly is to Friend Computer. 

...will try to get a posty-post (with as little treasonous content as possible) written up, soon.

A Steam-powered post is up!

Post-Brighte2 kerfuffle: in my head Steam's accent has gone from an overly-dramatic noir detective, to just a wild little cowboy man. Yippee kai yay! 

Sorry i will have a post up tonight or tomorrow at latest. 

Trying to get into Steam's mindset is just imagining someone trying to focus with a brain that is a labyrinth of just massive ego, aggression, and utter-nonsense.

I love it.  The utter nonsense is fantatsic... trying to focus out of self contradictions and such, and the insanity that is life under Friend Computer... the mental gymnastics required to do so are fascinating. 

Brighte2 just knows he is the most intelligent and loyal clone and all other comes are dumb, potential commies.  And since friend computer created him it must be true. 🤔

At team full of egomaniacs. This is perfect 

You never forget your first.

How sweet! 

By my count, that puts a couple of you on clone three.

Capricious GM... such is Paranoia.

The good thing is that you don't have to bother seeking real medical care (that first aid kit wasn't going to fix Steam).  Your new clones are completely hale and hearty. 

Pretty much saw that coming but no idea of a good way to leave the car issue area

Yup.  It was tough to dodge.  Not much y'all could do. 

What a world!!!!

Got to post up to another game or two but I'll try and get something going for this, after.  

Well, we didn't really do anything.  Just stood there and died.  Silly computer.  

It's a Paranoia death.  What do you expect?