^ Doesn't like bearfaced licks.

< Pushing his luck.

V Doesn't need spell check, even when writing.

^ Is just a giant stuffed animal

< Loves stuffed animals

V bought a bundle of stuffed animals just yesterday

^ Obviously has good taste.

< Looking for the Sweet taste of success

V Taste tester at a baitshop

^ Admiral Ackbar's second cousin

< Leader of the Sand-People Choir

V IG88's uncle's step-sister's gym teacher's former room-mate

(edit: for the benefit of any Younglings present, IG88 was the tall droid bounty-hunter hired by Darth Vader to find Han Solo in Empire Strikes Back)

^ Sith wannabe

< Ewok stepchild

V Raider of the lost Ack....

^ Cleaner of Bill the Cat's litterbox

< Hairdresser for Cousin Itt

V Haberdasher for a Hydra

^ Actually shy

< Giving it a try

V Never say die

^ I'm Going Slightly Mad

< I Want It All

V Fat Bottomed Girls (Make My Rockin' World Go 'Round)

^ Prince of the Underverse

< Crazy Little Thing Called Eol

V Another One Rides the Bus

^ Weasel Stomping Day

< White and Nerdy

V It's All About the Pentiums

^ Gonna buy him a condo (Gonna buy him a Cuisinart)

< Participated in the Mayberry Chainsaw Massacre (Who could the killer be?)

V On the Nature Trail to Hell (in 3D)

^ Caregiver to Harvey the Wonder Hamster

< Tour Guide on Nature Trail to Hell

V Would just rather we put a dignified end to the Weird Al references and quietly move along

^ Would rather see Mr. Roboto

< Can't find a plastic pot big enough

V Just another Rugrat

^ needs a poodle shave hair cut

< enjoys Korean food

v loves MSG

^ "Where did Allies go? That was a cool mechanic!"

< "Leveling creatures is lame! Vampires still rule, though."

V "What is this 'M:tG' thing you speak of? I've been too deep in the dungeon!"