^ Too hip to be square.

< Knows MGD

V Loves Peanutbutter and Naner Samich.

^ Scotch Ale

< India Pale Ale (it might be too hot for mead today)

V Honey Porter (omnomnomnom)

^ Snug as bug in a rug.

< Could be made into a rug.

V Stuck as a plug in a jug.

^ Sipping a pint at the Prancing Pony, and amazed that "it comes in Pints?!"

< Busy putting a crotchety old man in his place who declared that I "shall not pass." Listen, beardy, I'm just passing through--I had no idea the bridge of Khazad-Um was a TOLL bridge, okay?

V Explaining the wonders of potatoes and the myriad ways they can be used in cooking to a skinny homeless "little person" with meth-mouth.

^ Inspiring thoughtful posts.

< Celebrating 37th wedding anniversary and drinking way too much.

V Trying to politely avoid drunken Werebear.

^ If youre drinking that much are you sure youre celebrating?

< too poor to drink or celebrate anything.

v will hopefully buy me a drink.

^ should try to stop drinking
< is underaged and can't buy above a drink
v is a non- alchoholic

^ Best to stay that way.

< In RL teaches against abuse.

V In RP has the best time.

^ Half a Llama

< Twice the Llama

V Not a Llama

^ Bahama Mama


< Island Boy Wananbe



V Lost on a three hour tour

^ it's 5:00 somewhere

< was in Margaritaville May 7th

V Enjoys Cheese Burgers in Paradise (or anywhere else)

^ Advised me: "Don't Drink the Water"

< Spent an afternoon watching "Ants Marching"

V Has "So Much To Say"

^ Says so much so well.

< Well, says much soso.

V Says so, so say it!

^ lost his mind
< found his love
v is confused by the notion

^ Is obsessed
< Is a noob
v is misunderstood